I
finally went skydiving!!!!! And it was everything I thought it would be. Freaking mindblowing - I am so, so glad I went. And so glad that Emily talked me into it the first week I was here! I can't believe it took me six weeks to find a time and date that worked, but I also can't believe I was ever scared or that I ever thought I couldn't do it. From the moment I paid in the middle of June til the moment I landed on the ground this morning, I was just completely excited. I've got no words. Totally unbelievable.
Anyway, by 'no words' I mean 'lots of words,' so I'll keep writing about the experience :) Fergal drove me out to the jumpsite (30-min drive, way out past Bloubergstrand and Melkbosstrand) at 9 AM this morning and Alex, being the saintly, wonderful, amazing, kind and magnanimous person he is (sucks for you if you don't end up reading this!) came along to go up in the plane with me. Aw, boys - I couldn't ask for better friends, could I? :)
They didn't let me take a camera up in the plane with me, but for proof's sake here is a picture of the hangar:

When we got there, I met my tandem instructor, a dashingly handsome guy with a scraggly beard and a pile of dreadlocks who reminded me of the hobbly old man that Jafar disguises himself as in Aladdin. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Anyway, we got in the plane, which was barely large enough to hold me, my hottie tandem instructor, the other diver and his instructor, Alex, and the cameraman. The way they positioned me, I sat flush up against the plane door, which was an overwhelming comforting thing that looked like old Tupperware and slid shut with no apparent locks or bolts to hold it closed. As we were flying up to the appropriate altitude, I kind of wondered what would happen if the pilot tipped the plane - if the hatch just slid open and I just plopped out.
Well, that didn't happen, and after about 20 minutes, Julian put me on his lap (hot) and attached me to his harness. (Which means, yes, I wasn't attached to anything or any parachute of any type until 20 minutes after I was in the air and 2 minutes before we jumped. Dad, don't worry, this is all after the fact and I am obviously still alive). He told me the instructions - put my legs out over the edge of the plane and underneath the fuselage, hold onto my harness, and look up. After that, he put my goggles on for me, I waved to Alex, and he slid open the hatch (glad that that didn't happen earlier) - and we jumped.
The first few seconds were the only moments in which there was an acute sensation of falling. I remember I grit my teeth, hard, and thinking that if this was the way it was going to be the entire way down I was utterly and completely screwed. Not at all, actually - after the first few moments, we flattened out onto our stomachs and it was just simply like flying. It was the most exhilarating thing I think I've ever done. Julian shouted to me, "And now you know what the world looks like without the glass of the airplane between you!" We spun around a few times, and I was able to see all of Table Mountain, Robben Island, and miles of coastline. Unbelievable.
After probably 20 seconds of freefall, Julian pulled the parachute and we shot upwards (or so it felt). I hear for guys this is not the best part of the jump ;) For me, wind rushed up my pants and my shirt, which was slightly uncomfortable, but before I knew it we were floating down underneath a huge parachute and Julian had removed my goggles for me. Absolutely amazing.
While we were floating down, Julian put my hands into the handles of the parachute so that I could steer. At one point, he yelled to me, "Do you like rollercoasters?" My answer: "NO!!!!!" Nonetheless, he jerked one side of the parachute down and we went careening around in the air; I screamed my lungs out for him to stop and he almost couldn't get me to loosen my arms so that the parachute could float properly. Well, I did say no. He didn't do that again, anyway (having learned better) and after about 5-10 minutes of floating we landed back at the jumpsite.
Ha, with the exception of the rollercoaster ride I didn't ask for - and I suppose that was still fun, in a way - the entire thing was just as good or better than I could have dreamed. I am so unbelievably glad I did it - and
thank you Emily for getting me to do this! One of the coolest things I've ever done.
After skydiving, we went back to Plumstead to watch Ronni and Fergal play soccer (football). Ronni scored and Ferg's a beast in goal ;) Love you guys!
That night was Shaheed's hip hop show. It was
pretty much the best thing ever, made even more so by one particular thing: at one point, a small but sturdily built woman appeared onstage and began to sing. We didn't think anything of it - until someone tapped us on the shoulder and informed us that
that was Shaheed. Yes, Shaheed was in drag, and yes, he was fabulous:

Haha, I couldn't have asked for more. At night, we went out to Long Street and stayed in a hostel for the night, which was a good change of pace, I think. The new house is definitely a little crazier than the old one!